Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If I die, sorry about rent.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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