hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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