OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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