I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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