hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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