So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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