it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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