I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
