I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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