Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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