oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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