That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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