Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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