You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Randomize