just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I am never drinking with the goths again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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