your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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