Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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