what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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