i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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