YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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