Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?

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(214): View more from Texas

In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.

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(330): View more from Ohio

So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol

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(805): View more from California

Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are

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(940): View more from Texas

The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

thats actually pretty good logic

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(540): View more from Virginia

it's like his dick is making a u-turn.

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(573): View more from Missouri

He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.

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