I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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