What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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