I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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