If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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