And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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