I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
