The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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