Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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