Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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