check it out our google latitudes are spooning
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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