When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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