My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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