The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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