If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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