He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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