I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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