it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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