Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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