Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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