like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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