Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....