Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize