she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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