remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
honey bunches of taint.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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