Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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