The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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