Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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