just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
