He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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