that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.