Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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