i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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