i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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