i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.