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• (713): View more from Texas

  38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i wish starbucks made bloody marys

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• (425): View more from Washington

  couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...

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  They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...

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