But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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