He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get