call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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