she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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