I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
